| Today 07:30pm | The Simpsons (Animation) Mr Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game at the annual billionaire's retreat. He decides to build a state-of-the-art stadium in an effort to lure fans, but the proposed site is on the last remaining |
| Today 08:00pm | The Middle (Sitcom) Life's not getting any easier for the Hecks. Their tumble-drier's up the creek, and their "pay nothing till 2009" spending spree is coming back to bite them. Worst of all, Frankie's only a Post-it note away from being sacked |
| Today 08:30pm | Must Be the Music (Reality) Five more acts compete in the second semi-final, hoping to win over the public as well as rapper Dizzee Rascal, Sharleen Spiteri and Jamie Cullum to make it through to the final at Wembley Arena. Presented by Fearne |
| Today 09:45pm | An Idiot Abroad - The Preview Show (Comedy) A look ahead to the factual entertainment series following Karl Pilkington as he sets out on a world tour to visit the some of the most impressive sites abroad. Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant |
| Today 10:15pm | Must Be the Music - Meet the Semi-Finalists (Reality) A preview of the five acts who will perform in the second of the show's semi-finals, following the hopefuls as they prepare for their appearances. |
| Today 11:00pm | Lie to Me (Drama) Cal agrees to testify in what looks like an open-and-shut case in which a billionaire seems to have been murdered by his wife. Things become complicated, however, when Cal's ex-wife appears as a representative for the accused |
| Tomorrow 12:00am | Football's Greatest (Sport) The career of former AC Milan and Netherlands star Ruud Gullit. |
| Tomorrow 12:30am | A League of Their Own (Reality) TV presenter Claudia Winkleman and comedian Dara O Briain join host James Corden for the sports-based comedy quiz. Former Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Jamie Redknapp and England cricketer |
| Tomorrow 01:00am | Bones (Drama) A hoarder's remains are discovered, but locating clues among a life's worth of acquired objects proves troublesome for the team. Starring David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel. |
| Tomorrow 01:50am | Night Cops (Documentary) Six-part documentary series exploring the work of police officers across the UK, whose jobs are becoming increasingly dangerous due to the rise in knife and gun-related crimes taking place under the cover of darkness. |
| Tomorrow 02:40am | Road Wars (Factual) Dog handler Steve and his German shepherd Razor are called to assist officers in Exeter, where a violent man has resisted the effects of CS gas. The Tactical Aid Group launches a drug raid and Road Crime Unit officer Mike is unimpressed |
| Tomorrow 03:30am | The 4400 (Drama) Tom and Diana's investigation into a string of grisly murders leads them to uncover a sinister conspiracy in the government, while a returnee rewards Shawn with the power to see his own future. Eerie drama, starring Joel Gretsch |
| Tomorrow 04:20am | Top Design (Entertainment) Part one of two. The remaining designers are challenged to transform a room in a townhouse as the grand finale gets underway. |
| Tomorrow 05:10am | Sell Me the Answer (Entertainment) Quiz show in which contestants barter with answer-selling traders to win a jackpot of £25,000, but must decide whether the sellers can be trusted. Hosted by Gethin Jones. |
| Tomorrow 06:00am | Brainiac: Science Abuse (Entertainment) Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond join forces to wreak havoc in the laboratory, while a camping celebrity is left homeless when the team destroys their caravan. |
| Tomorrow 07:00am | Crash Test Dummies (Documentary) The comedians find out what happens when a bus covered in bubble wrap is pushed off a cliff, and test whether Dickens or Shakespeare's literary work is more bulletproof. Plus, Steve Marsh swims with a shark. |
| Tomorrow 08:00am | Malcolm in the Middle (Sitcom) Reese rents an apartment after being thrown out of the family home - but finds it difficult to avoid debt. Malcolm helps a football player write an essay to get him into college. However, when the sportsman turns |
| Tomorrow 08:30am | Malcolm in the Middle (Sitcom) Lois accompanies Malcolm on a visit to his new college - and insists on seeing his dormitory. Dewey starts stealing items from around the house to get his own back on Hal, and Reese has an unfortunate encounter with |
| Tomorrow 09:00am | Football's Next Star (Reality) Eight promising players remain to fight it out for the dream contract with Inter Milan, but bad news awaits one when an injury threatens his future in the contest. Presented by Jamie Redknapp. |
| Tomorrow 10:00am | Soccer AM (Sport) Max Rushden and Helen Chamberlain present the weekly collection of football-themed competitions, comedy, phone-ins and guests. |
| Tomorrow 12:00pm | Fat Families (Documentary) Fitness guru Steve Miller moves in with the Blackholly family from Swindon to help parents Neil and Toni beat the bulge and set a good example for their three children. |
| Tomorrow 01:00pm | Pineapple Dance Studios (Entertainment) Fly-on-the-wall documentary lifting the lid on the competitive world of dance, following talented exhibitionists strutting their stuff at the world-famous dance studios in London's Covent Garden. |