| Today 08:00pm | Shallow Hal (Comedy) Superficial Hal is only interested in dating physically perfect women, but his outlook is changed when a self-help guru hypnotises him into seeing inner beauty - and he ends up falling for a spirited overweight woman. However, |
| Today 10:00pm | Morning Glory (Comedy) A TV producer fired from a news station takes over running an early morning TV show which is on the brink of cancellation. She tries to revive its flagging fortunes by hiring a foul-tempered veteran news reporter as the new |
| Today 11:50pm | MacGruber (Drama) A highly-decorated former special operative is called back into action to take down his despotic arch-enemy, who is threatening to destroy Washington, DC with a nuclear warhead. Action adventure spoof, starring Will Forte, |
| Tomorrow 01:25am | Critical Condition (Comedy) An unsuccessful conman is imprisoned for trying to hustle the Mafia, and gets himself transferred to an asylum where it is impossible to tell the patients from the staff - giving him the idea to pass himself off as a |
| Tomorrow 03:05am | He Said, She Said (Comedy) Former lovers meet on an audience-participation TV talk show and give conflicting accounts of their affair and subsequent break-up. Romantic comedy, starring Kevin Bacon, Elizabeth Perkins, Sharon Stone, Anthony |
| Tomorrow 05:05am | When in Rome (Comedy) A single-minded career woman attends her sister's wedding in Italy and, tired of being unlucky-in-love, impulsively snatches a handful of coins from the supposedly-magical Fountain of Love. When she returns to New York, |
| Tomorrow 06:40am | Soul Men (Comedy) A soul singing duo are persuaded to reunite for a tribute concert to an acclaimed R&B singer, but the two singers have not spoken in years after falling out over a woman. One of them refuses to fly, forcing the feuding pair to drive |
| Tomorrow 08:25am | Death Becomes Her (Drama) Two romantic rivals are both granted the secret of eternal youth by a mysterious mystic. However, as they battle to get their claws into a plastic surgeon, they discover their now-immortal bodies are capable of taking |
| Tomorrow 10:10am | Kung Fu Panda 2 Special (Arts) Behind the scenes on the sequel to the animated comedy about a martial arts master panda. |
| Tomorrow 10:30am | Tooth Fairy (Comedy) A minor league hockey player is nicknamed the Tooth Fairy for knocking opponents' teeth out on the ice. When the cynical athlete discourages a young fan, he is forced to pay penance by spending a week as the real Tooth Fairy, |
| Tomorrow 12:15pm | American Pie: the Wedding (Comedy) The friends from East Great Falls High reunite to celebrate Jim and Michelle's forthcoming wedding. Though reluctant to invite Stifler to their big day, the happy couple relent - but regret their decision |
| Tomorrow 02:00pm | Little Fockers (Comedy) Nurse Greg is now the proud father of twins, but has yet to earn the respect of his wife's stern father after 10 years of marriage. The couple invite both sides of their extended family to the kids' birthday party, where Greg |
| Tomorrow 03:45pm | Going the Distance (Comedy) A woman from San Francisco falls in love with a man she meets while spending a summer in New York. When the time comes for her to return home, they decide to try and keep their relationship going, despite being on opposite |
| Tomorrow 05:30pm | Tooth Fairy (Comedy) A minor league hockey player is nicknamed the Tooth Fairy for knocking opponents' teeth out on the ice. When the cynical athlete discourages a young fan, he is forced to pay penance by spending a week as the real Tooth Fairy, |
| Tomorrow 07:15pm | Leap Year (Comedy) A woman plans to take advantage of an Irish tradition to propose to her boyfriend while on holiday in Dublin. When they become separated, she faces a disastrous journey across the country in the company of a charming local innkeeper, |
| Tomorrow 09:00pm | Little Fockers (Comedy) Nurse Greg is now the proud father of twins, but has yet to earn the respect of his wife's stern father after 10 years of marriage. The couple invite both sides of their extended family to the kids' birthday party, where Greg |
| Tomorrow 10:45pm | Going the Distance (Comedy) A woman from San Francisco falls in love with a man she meets while spending a summer in New York. When the time comes for her to return home, they decide to try and keep their relationship going, despite being on opposite |
| Thu 12:30am | American Pie: the Wedding (Comedy) The friends from East Great Falls High reunite to celebrate Jim and Michelle's forthcoming wedding. Though reluctant to invite Stifler to their big day, the happy couple relent - but regret their decision |
| Thu 02:15am | Soul Men (Comedy) A soul singing duo are persuaded to reunite for a tribute concert to an acclaimed R&B singer, but the two singers have not spoken in years after falling out over a woman. One of them refuses to fly, forcing the feuding pair to drive |
| Thu 04:00am | Death Becomes Her (Drama) Two romantic rivals are both granted the secret of eternal youth by a mysterious mystic. However, as they battle to get their claws into a plastic surgeon, they discover their now-immortal bodies are capable of taking |
| Thu 05:45am | The Top Ten Show (Arts) Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America. |
| Thu 06:00am | Calendar Girls (Comedy) When her husband dies of leukaemia, a Women's Institute member is inspired to raise funds for the local hospital. Casting inhibitions and clothes aside, the widow and her daring friend encourage their fellow members |
| Thu 07:50am | Down to Earth (Comedy) A struggling comedian's life is cut tragically short by an inept angel of mercy, but he is lucky enough to be granted another chance - in the body of an unpopular, overweight, elderly businessman. Comedy remake, starring |
| Thu 09:20am | Easy A (Comedy) A misfit teenage girl lies about her non-existent sexual history, and soon becomes the talk of the school. While she endures the harassment of conservative classmates, she grows to love the attention and sets out to create yet |
| Thu 11:00am | The School of Rock (Comedy) A slobbish guitarist dreams of stardom, but his hopes are dashed when the other members of his band kick him out. Struggling to make ends meet, he takes a job as a supply teacher at an exclusive private school, and sets |
| Thu 12:50pm | Calendar Girls (Comedy) When her husband dies of leukaemia, a Women's Institute member is inspired to raise funds for the local hospital. Casting inhibitions and clothes aside, the widow and her daring friend encourage their fellow members |
| Thu 02:45pm | Road Trip (Comedy) Four students hit the road, heading off on a foolhardy mission to retrieve an embarrassing video mistakenly sent to an unsuspecting girlfriend - but it is not long before things go wrong and they end up having several nasty scrapes. |
| Thu 04:35pm | Take Me Home Tonight (Drama) A talented college graduate drops out to work in a video store, to the consternation of his soon-to-be-married sister. When the girl he had a crush on in high school returns to town, he pretends to be a successful executive |
| Thu 06:20pm | Easy A (Comedy) A misfit teenage girl lies about her non-existent sexual history, and soon becomes the talk of the school. While she endures the harassment of conservative classmates, she grows to love the attention and sets out to create yet |
| Thu 08:00pm | The School of Rock (Comedy) A slobbish guitarist dreams of stardom, but his hopes are dashed when the other members of his band kick him out. Struggling to make ends meet, he takes a job as a supply teacher at an exclusive private school, and sets |
| Thu 10:00pm | Road Trip (Comedy) Four students hit the road, heading off on a foolhardy mission to retrieve an embarrassing video mistakenly sent to an unsuspecting girlfriend - but it is not long before things go wrong and they end up having several nasty scrapes. |
| Thu 11:50pm | Take Me Home Tonight (Drama) A talented college graduate drops out to work in a video store, to the consternation of his soon-to-be-married sister. When the girl he had a crush on in high school returns to town, he pretends to be a successful executive |
| Fri 01:30am | Down to Earth (Comedy) A struggling comedian's life is cut tragically short by an inept angel of mercy, but he is lucky enough to be granted another chance - in the body of an unpopular, overweight, elderly businessman. Comedy remake, starring |
| Fri 03:00am | Vampire in Brooklyn (Drama) A suave bloodsucker visits New York on a quest to find a woman to be his eternal bride, little realising how much is at stake. Comedy horror, starring Eddie Murphy, Angela Bassett, Allen Payne and Kadeem Hardison. |
| Fri 04:45am | Project ALF (Drama) A lovable alien is captured by the US army who plan to destroy him, prompting two officers to come to his aid. Spin-off from the sci-fi comedy TV series, with Miguel Ferrer, Ed Begley Jr and Martin Sheen. |
| Fri 06:20am | Dragnet (Comedy) Chalk-and-cheese Los Angeles cops investigate the nefarious activities of a TV evangelist and a pornographic-magazine baron suspected of operating a criminal cult. Comedy spoof of the 1950s TV series, starring Dan Aykroyd, |
| Fri 08:10am | Burke & Hare (Drama) Two Irishmen in 19th-century Edinburgh have to dispose of a dead lodger, and learn a doctor pays well for cadavers to use in his anatomy lectures. Seeing a chance to get rich, they soon progress from grave robbing to murder |
| Fri 09:45am | Crazy People (Comedy) A stressed-out advertising executive is committed to a mental institution for devising a series of brutally honest commercials. However, to everyone's amazement, his campaigns prove a huge hit with consumers, prompting |
| Fri 11:20am | Dragnet (Comedy) Chalk-and-cheese Los Angeles cops investigate the nefarious activities of a TV evangelist and a pornographic-magazine baron suspected of operating a criminal cult. Comedy spoof of the 1950s TV series, starring Dan Aykroyd, |