| Today 07:00pm | Futurama (Drama) Hermes is elated to hear the Central Bureaucracy Division is planning an inspection, convinced he will be promoted. However, an unforeseen disaster puts an end to his dreams of climbing the corporate ladder - and reduces the |
| Today 07:30pm | Futurama (Drama) The Professor uses his 150th birthday party to announce his retirement and stuns everybody by choosing his own clone as heir - but the obnoxious creation has a hidden agenda. |
| Today 08:00pm | Nothing to Declare (Documentary) Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. |
| Today 08:30pm | Nothing to Declare (Documentary) A behind-the-scenes look at the customs and immigration at airports in Australia. |
| Today 09:00pm | Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (Reality) Focusing on the work of the City of London police as they tackle crime on the streets of the capital. |
| Today 10:00pm | Road Wars (Reality) Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers. |
| Today 11:00pm | Road Wars (Reality) Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers. |
| Tomorrow 12:00am | Ross Kemp on Gangs (Documentary) The actor travels to Belize in Central America to investigate weapons on the streets of Belize City, joining police on a dawn raid aimed at tackling the heart of the problem in the notorious Southside. Ross also |
| Tomorrow 01:00am | Sexcetera (Documentary) Series featuring undercover stories and a provocative look at aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. |
| Tomorrow 02:00am | Sexcetera (Documentary) Series featuring undercover stories and a provocative look at aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. |
| Tomorrow 03:00am | Best of Oops TV (Comedy) Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins. |
| Tomorrow 04:00am | Brainiac: Science Abuse (Entertainment) Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond join forces to wreak havoc in the laboratory, while a camping celebrity is left homeless when the team destroys their caravan. |
| Tomorrow 05:00am | Guilty! (Entertainment) A woman is accused of having a cleaning obsession, and a man is alleged to spend too much time away from home. |
| Tomorrow 06:00am | Brainiac: Science Abuse (Entertainment) Jon Tickle, Vic Reeves and Thaila Zucchi wreak havoc as they tackle a series of outrageous scientific experiments guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows. |
| Tomorrow 07:00am | Psychic Sally: On the Road (Entertainment) Series following medium Sally Morgan as she takes her psychic stage show on tour around the UK, featuring backstage footage. |
| Tomorrow 08:00am | The Biggest Loser USA (Documentary) Documentary series following overweight contestants as they compete to shed the pounds and turn their lives around, aided by fitness trainers and health experts. |
| Tomorrow 09:00am | Nothing to Declare (Documentary) Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. |
| Tomorrow 09:30am | Nothing to Declare (Documentary) A coconut salesman with a passion for gay beauty pageants arrives in Sydney. Presented by Grant Bowler. |
| Tomorrow 10:00am | Four Weddings (Entertainment) Four people attend and rate each other's weddings, with the couple who achieve the highest overall score winning an all-expenses-paid honeymoon. |
| Tomorrow 11:00am | Derek Acorah (Entertainment) The medium tries to communicate with the spirit world before a studio audience of believers and sceptics. |
| Tomorrow 12:00pm | UK Border Force (Documentary) A Nigerian man has a passport that officers believe to be forged. Meanwhile, a woman suffering from terminal cancer tries to gain entry to the UK and a criminal is apprehended in Calais. |
| Tomorrow 01:00pm | Four Weddings (Entertainment) Four people attend and rate each other's weddings, with the couple who achieve the highest overall score winning an all-expenses-paid honeymoon. |
| Tomorrow 02:00pm | Dating in the Dark (Entertainment) Andrew Stone from Pineapple Dance Studios tries to find love by stepping into the pitch black dating room. |
| Tomorrow 03:00pm | The Biggest Loser USA (Documentary) Documentary series following overweight contestants as they compete to shed the pounds and turn their lives around, aided by fitness trainers and health experts. |
| Tomorrow 04:00pm | Nothing to Declare (Documentary) Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. |
| Tomorrow 04:30pm | Nothing to Declare (Documentary) Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. |
| Tomorrow 05:00pm | Customs UK (Documentary) A sniffer dog picks out a suspicious suitcase at Gatwick and his handler discovers 3kg of cocaine inside, and two women are pulled over when returning from the Caribbean. |