Today 06:00am	Teleshopping (Lifestyle) A chance to buy bargains galore.
Today 08:00am	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie is unhappy to learn that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks - especially since he himself has been going through a spell of bad luck with women. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer
Today 08:30am	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie takes a shine to her mother. Meanwhile, Judith is set up with Kandi's father Andy. Guest starring Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady and April Bowlby.
Today 09:00am	Friends (Sitcom) Part one of two. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering
Today 10:00am	Friends (Sitcom) Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow.
Today 10:30am	Friends (Sitcom) Ross tries to put on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie, but gets drunk and makes an embarrassing scene. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of the triplets, while Chandler and
Today 11:00am	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie endures a colonoscopy in an attempt to get out of seeing Chelsea's parents, only to return home and find them in his living room. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.
Today 11:30am	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie and Evelyn hire an attorney for Alan after he is arrested for punching a man who was chatting up his date, but Charlie worries that the lawyer is Chelsea's perfect man.
Today 12:00pm	Friends (Sitcom) Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney
Today 12:30pm	Friends (Sitcom) Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married
Today 01:00pm	Scrubs (Sitcom) JD and Elliot struggle against the odds to keep their relationship under wraps, while Carla and Dr Cox reminisce about what made them take up a medical career. Comedy, starring Zach Braff.
Today 01:30pm	Scrubs (Sitcom) JD has a strange meeting with Dr Cox. Turk teams up with Elliot for a research project, and Carla tries to fulfil a dying patient's last requests. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.
Today 02:00pm	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie is unhappy to learn that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks - especially since he himself has been going through a spell of bad luck with women. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer
Today 02:30pm	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie takes a shine to her mother. Meanwhile, Judith is set up with Kandi's father Andy. Guest starring Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady and April Bowlby.
Today 03:00pm	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie endures a colonoscopy in an attempt to get out of seeing Chelsea's parents, only to return home and find them in his living room. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.
Today 03:30pm	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie and Evelyn hire an attorney for Alan after he is arrested for punching a man who was chatting up his date, but Charlie worries that the lawyer is Chelsea's perfect man.
Today 04:00pm	Scrubs (Sitcom) JD and Elliot struggle against the odds to keep their relationship under wraps, while Carla and Dr Cox reminisce about what made them take up a medical career. Comedy, starring Zach Braff.
Today 04:30pm	Scrubs (Sitcom) JD has a strange meeting with Dr Cox. Turk teams up with Elliot for a research project, and Carla tries to fulfil a dying patient's last requests. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.
Today 05:00pm	Friends (Sitcom) The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer
Today 05:30pm	Friends (Sitcom) Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney
Today 06:00pm	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie endures a colonoscopy in an attempt to get out of seeing Chelsea's parents, only to return home and find them in his living room. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.
Today 06:30pm	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie and Evelyn hire an attorney for Alan after he is arrested for punching a man who was chatting up his date, but Charlie worries that the lawyer is Chelsea's perfect man.
Today 07:00pm	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) A drunken Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea when he questions the motive behind her friendship with Brad.
Today 07:30pm	Rules of Engagement (Sitcom) Audrey and Jeff argue when he confesses he does not believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost, while Russell tries to talk Timmy out of his arranged marriage.
Today 08:00pm	Friends (Sitcom) The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer
Today 08:30pm	Friends (Sitcom) Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney
Today 09:00pm	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Jake is pressured to make an important decision about his future after graduating from high school. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Ashton Kutcher.
Today 09:30pm	Mike & Molly (Sitcom) Comedy following the relationship between a Chicago couple who find love at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. Starring Billy Gardell and Melissa McCarthy.
Today 10:00pm	Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! (Comedy) A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in October 2009, following on from his successful 2008 show Live and Laughing. In a routine centred
Today 11:05pm	South Park (Sitcom) Kyle is allowed to take three friends with him to a Mexican version of Disneyland - and Cartman is horrified when he chooses Butters over him. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Today 11:35pm	South Park (Sitcom) A Mormon boy joins the children's class and Stan is chosen to beat him up - but finds the Mormons are just too nice, and contemplates his own faith. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Tomorrow 12:05am	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie endures a colonoscopy in an attempt to get out of seeing Chelsea's parents, only to return home and find them in his living room. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.
Tomorrow 12:35am	Two and a Half Men (Sitcom) Charlie and Evelyn hire an attorney for Alan after he is arrested for punching a man who was chatting up his date, but Charlie worries that the lawyer is Chelsea's perfect man.
Tomorrow 01:05am	Friends (Sitcom) Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow.
Tomorrow 01:35am	Friends (Sitcom) Ross tries to put on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie, but gets drunk and makes an embarrassing scene. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of the triplets, while Chandler and
Tomorrow 02:05am	South Park (Sitcom) The boys try to get rid of a gang of bikers that arrives in town.
Tomorrow 02:30am	South Park (Sitcom) Cartman launches a campaign against Student Body President Wendy Testaburger when he takes over the morning school announcements.
Tomorrow 02:55am	The King of Queens (Sitcom) Carrie decides to get her own back for missing out on a trip to Paris, determined to make Doug pay for insisting they go on a motorhome holiday. Kevin James and Leah Remini star.