| Today 09:00am | Frasier (Sitcom) Martin begins spying on a neighbour through his new telescope and eventually strikes up an acquaintance, much to the delight of Frasier, who does his best to encourage their relationship. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and |
| Today 09:30am | Frasier (Sitcom) Horrified to learn he has unwittingly invested in a forged painting, Frasier considers his options - and decides to exact a suitable revenge on the dealers who sold it to him. Kelsey Grammer stars. |
| Today 10:00am | Everybody Loves Raymond (Sitcom) Amy's parents draw attention to Robert's strange eating habits, making him feel self-conscious every time he sits down for a meal - so Debra devises a plan to cure him once and for all. Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton |
| Today 10:30am | Everybody Loves Raymond (Sitcom) An invitation to spend Easter with the Barones spurs the MacDougalls to unite with the family over a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle - until Ray and Pat upset the apple-cart by indulging in more than their fair share |
| Today 11:00am | The King of Queens (Sitcom) An overworked Carrie forgets to close the garage door and Doug's best friend - his big-screen TV - goes missing. |
| Today 11:30am | The King of Queens (Sitcom) Doug hurts Arthur's feelings, so he takes him to a baseball game to apologise. However, his efforts to catch a foul ball lead to a pitch invasion and a brush with the law. |
| Today 12:00pm | MASH (Sitcom) The atmosphere is frantic as casualties flood into the station during the last days of the war. Feature-length finale of the comedy, starring Alan Alda, Mike Farrell and Loretta Swit. |
| Today 02:30pm | Frasier (Sitcom) Horrified to learn he has unwittingly invested in a forged painting, Frasier considers his options - and decides to exact a suitable revenge on the dealers who sold it to him. Kelsey Grammer stars. |
| Today 03:00pm | Everybody Loves Raymond (Sitcom) Amy's parents draw attention to Robert's strange eating habits, making him feel self-conscious every time he sits down for a meal - so Debra devises a plan to cure him once and for all. Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton |
| Today 03:30pm | Everybody Loves Raymond (Sitcom) An invitation to spend Easter with the Barones spurs the MacDougalls to unite with the family over a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle - until Ray and Pat upset the apple-cart by indulging in more than their fair share |
| Today 04:00pm | The King of Queens (Sitcom) An overworked Carrie forgets to close the garage door and Doug's best friend - his big-screen TV - goes missing. |
| Today 04:30pm | The King of Queens (Sitcom) Doug hurts Arthur's feelings, so he takes him to a baseball game to apologise. However, his efforts to catch a foul ball lead to a pitch invasion and a brush with the law. |
| Today 05:00pm | Frasier (Sitcom) Martin begins spying on a neighbour through his new telescope and eventually strikes up an acquaintance, much to the delight of Frasier, who does his best to encourage their relationship. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and |
| Today 05:30pm | Frasier (Sitcom) Horrified to learn he has unwittingly invested in a forged painting, Frasier considers his options - and decides to exact a suitable revenge on the dealers who sold it to him. Kelsey Grammer stars. |
| Today 06:00pm | Frasier (Sitcom) Lilith pays an unexpected visit and asks Frasier an unusual favour, while Niles worries about Daphne, who has gone with Roz, Alice and Mrs Moon on a road trip to Canada. Guest starring Millicent Martin and Bebe Neuwirth, with Kelsey |
| Today 06:30pm | Frasier (Sitcom) Daphne offers to host a dinner party to celebrate Niles' latest purchase, knowing that previous soirees held by the brothers have ended badly. However, her own efforts fail to work out much better and Frasier is forced to lend |
| Today 07:10pm | MASH 30th Anniversary Reunion (Reality) The cast and producers of the show reveal their favourite moments of the comedy series, including a look at real-life Mobile Army Surgical Hospital personnel. |
| Today 09:00pm | South Park (Sitcom) The boys embark on a `gay-off' with another gang to prove themselves the campest as they join the latest bandwagon and discover the joys of homosexuality. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. |
| Today 09:30pm | South Park (Sitcom) The boys decide to start a pop group, and Cartman suggests it should be a Christian rock band. When the rest of them kick him out, he forms a rival outfit, with Butters and Token on drums and bass. With the voices of Trey Parker and |
| Today 10:00pm | South Park (Sitcom) The boys are spurred into action to save the good citizens of South Park when pensioners cause motorway mayhem. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. |
| Today 10:30pm | South Park (Sitcom) Kyle is allowed to take three friends with him to a Mexican version of Disneyland - and Cartman is horrified when he chooses Butters over him. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. |
| Today 11:00pm | Sex and the City (Sitcom) Carrie feels sure she has ruined her image in front of Big after she has an embarrassing accident in the bedroom. Miranda feels frustrated about her lack of night-time activity, and Samantha takes an unusual approach |
| Today 11:35pm | Sex and the City (Sitcom) Samantha finds that size really does matter in a relationship. Miranda discovers her boyfriend suffers from a serious case of Catholic guilt, and Charlotte fears she may be left on the shelf. Meanwhile, Carrie has |
| Tomorrow 12:10am | 30 Rock (Comedy) Jack tries to re-establish himself within the new corporate structure, while Liz and Wesley continue to run into each other, making them consider the role of fate in their lives. |
| Tomorrow 12:40am | 30 Rock (Comedy) Liz has to deal with Floyd's return and learns he and his fiancee are in the running to get married on The Today Show. Jack helps Danny get revenge for a prank played on him. |
| Tomorrow 01:10am | Lee Evans: The Ultimate Experience (Comedy) The funniest routines from 10 years of the comedian's stand-up career. |
| Tomorrow 02:55am | The Detectives (Comedy) Briggs and Louis holiday in Gibraltar, but DS Cottam arrives in pursuit of a bullion thief. Comedy, starring Jasper Carrott and Robert Powell. |
| Tomorrow 03:25am | 30 Rock (Comedy) Jack tries to re-establish himself within the new corporate structure, while Liz and Wesley continue to run into each other, making them consider the role of fate in their lives. |
| Tomorrow 03:50am | 30 Rock (Comedy) Liz has to deal with Floyd's return and learns he and his fiancee are in the running to get married on The Today Show. Jack helps Danny get revenge for a prank played on him. |
| Tomorrow 04:15am | Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film (Comedy) Comedy short featuring the spoof British film-maker talking candidly about his work, including Decline and Fall. |
| Tomorrow 04:20am | Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film (Comedy) Comedy short in which the spoof British film-maker talks candidly about his movies, including Hard Times. |
| Tomorrow 04:25am | MASH 30th Anniversary Reunion (Reality) The cast and producers of the show reveal their favourite moments of the comedy series, including a look at real-life Mobile Army Surgical Hospital personnel. |
| Tomorrow 06:00am | Teleshopping (Lifestyle) A chance to buy bargains galore. |
| Tomorrow 09:00am | Frasier (Sitcom) Having advised a caller to break up with his girlfriend, Frasier ends up dating her himself - and bends the rules of professional ethics to continue the relationship. Comedy, guest starring Amanda Donohoe (Emmerdale's Natasha |
| Tomorrow 09:30am | Frasier (Sitcom) Martin is reunited with an old friend - and Niles and Frasier begin to suspect the pair may once have had an affair. However, the truth proves to be even more shocking. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer. |
| Tomorrow 10:00am | Everybody Loves Raymond (Sitcom) Ray is upset to hear Debra has been discussing intimate details of their marriage with her gossipy friends - and responds by revealing a few secrets of his own. Guest starring Maggie Wheeler (Friends). |